Hi Nate:

So I went to sleep last night.

And I did have a nightmare. Sort of.

It involved a zombie shark who caused a tsunami in Lake Michigan. The tsunami flooded our home with tap dancing fish. Which I thought were kind of funny. And then I woke up.

And I was giggling. Because tap dancing fish are really funny.

And there was no Theodore to be found. Your Dad was not happy.

“You’ve got to have a scarier nightmare. I can’t take the snoring. Last night you had this rattling thing going followed by a swishy noise.”
“That was probably the tap dancing fish.”
“Tap dancing fish?” He said.
“Dude, I dream in musicals. I can’t help myself.”
“I know, but what are we going to do?”
Your Dad got a far away look in his eye, and then a slight smile crept over his face.
“What?” I asked
“Never you mind. Let’s get you some spicy food. And then, I think you should do some laundry.”
“Some laundry?”
“Yeah, there’s a ton of it in the laundry room. It’s really piling up.

Yuck I hate laundry. Well, I’ll write more tomorrow. Hopefully we’ll make some progress on getting Theordore out of my throat!

Love and kisses,

Mom

P.S. This is Dad. I figured it out. It’s not scary movies that will give your Mom the nightmare. It’s something else. Crossing my fingers that it will work. I can’t take another night of that horrible snoring!