Dear Eli,
I can’t seem to find any socks in my drawer. I’m really not sure what happened to them. Did you sneak some of my socks to camp with you? Hmmmmm. Well, I’m going to go see if I can hunt down a few pairs. It seems awfully strange for them to just disappear. Maybe they are in Dad’s drawer? Or maybe Nate’s? I mean, they can’t just get up and walk out of my drawer by themselves. Everyone knows that!
Love,
Mom